My name is Dangerous Dave.  This is because I am dangerous, and because my idiot parents gave me the undangerous name of Dave.  Don’t ever call me David – remember that I am dangerous, and you won’t like me when I’m angry.

I have two cats – Flopsy and Mopsy.  They are both dangerous.  We live together in a mud hut on Brighton beach.

In my spare time I like to snowboard, base jump, sky dive and do a spot of rally car driving – anything dangerous basically – hence my name.